Friday, May 14, 2010

My Swagger Wagon

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Double Wide Mom posted this video earlier:

OHMYGOSH!!! Justin and I were just talking about whether or not we would get a minivan when we had kids and he was definately AGAINST it. I’m not all that crazy about them either, despite their convenience, but Toyota has some serious marketing geniuses on staff because I am in definite  want of a SWAGGER WAGON!!!

 

Yeah
This one goes out to all you minivan families out there.
Sienna SE...in the house.
Where my mother/fathers at?
Where my kids at?
Where my kids at?
Where my kids at?
Where my kids at?
Where my kids at?
Where my kids at?
No, seriously honeywhere are the kids?
They're right there, see?
Oh, cool beans.
[VERSE DAD]
I roll hard through the streets and the cul-de-sacs,
Proud parent of an honor roll student, Jack.
I got a swing in the front, a tree house in the back,
My #1 Dad mug says, Yeah, Im the Mack.
[VERSE MOM]
I'm the world's best nurse when my kids get sick,
I make a mean gel-mold, I perfected my tricks,
Back when I used to party as a college chick.
Now I'm cruising to their playdates lookin' all slick...
[CHROUS]
In my Swagger Wagon,
Yeah, the Swagger Wagon,
It's the Swagger Wagon,
I got the pride in my ride.
In my Swagger Wagon,
Yeah, the Swagger Wagon,
It's the Swagger Wagon.
[VERSE DAD]
Check it...
I love hangin' with my daughter sippin' tea, keep my pinky up,
All the drawings on my fridge sport an A+.
I'm an awesome parent, (Right!) and it's apparent, (True!)
And in this house there's no mother/father swearin'.
[VERSE MOM]
Straight owning bake sales with my cupcake skills,
I'm better with the money, so I handle the bills,
And I always buy in bulk, ain't afraid of no spills.
Every Mother's Day proves...I'm kind of a big deal.
Daughter: Mommy, I need to go potty.
Bring the beat back, 'cause, yo, I got more to say,
You know I'm always front and center at the school play.
I kiss their boo-boos, clean doggie doo-doos,
Cut the crust off of PB&Js, chill the Yoo-hoos.
[VERSE DAD]
Singin' "Farmer in the Dell" in perfect harmony,
When I'm rollin' with my posse in the HOV.
We rock the SE, not an SUV,
And it's true, if I were you, I'd be jealous of me...

4 comments:

CurtisE_Walczak0531 said...

好東西要和好朋友分享--感謝您........................................

Double Wide Mom said...

HAHAHA!! Thanks for the follow-up. This cracks me up. I like having the lyrics. Have a great week!

Stacey said...

This is hilarious! I'm not a mini van type person but the Swagger Wagon is awesome...lol

Oh, and I'm giving you the Versatile Blogger award! You can pick it up here :) http://lifesolovely.com/2010/05/versatile-blogger/

Brittany said...

I so died laughing...pretty sure I'm going to repost this!!!! :)