He’s busier than a one-legged man at a butt kickin contest!
Don’t you pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’!
She could make a preacher cuss!
You’ve got champagne taste with a beer pocketbook.
He doesn’t have a pot to pee in or a window to throw it out.
It’s raining like a cow peeing on a flat rock.
My husband’s favorite: He’s grinning like a jackass eating briars or a possum eating a lemon.
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I have a few to add....
Crazier than a run-over dog.
It's hotter than a whore in church.
Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit
He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
He’s as country as cornflakes
This is gooder’n grits
As full as a tick
She’s so ugly she’d make a freight train back down a dirt road.
Finer that frogs’ hair
That (stinks) enough to knock a buzzard off a "poop" wagon.
dumb as dirt or dumb as a brick
crazy as a betsy bug
crazier (or more nervous) than a long-tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs
rode hard & put up wet
ate up by a coyote & "pooped" off a cliff
come to Jesus meetin'
sober as a judge
ridin on the short bus
I trust him 'bout as a far as I can throw him.
ugly as sin
month of Sundays
not the sharpest tool in the shed
Loving these & laughing out loud!
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Norma
His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
The lights are on, but nobody is home.
You can't get there from here.
He jumped out of the frying pan into the fire.
excellent points and the details are more precise than elsewhere, thanks.
- Thomas
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